12 Reasons Why Two and a Half Men sucks.


  1. There is only 1 of the 2 and a half left in the show.
  2. Ashton Kutcher can’t act.
  3. The guy that plays Jake can’t act.
  4. The guy that plays Jake is too ugly to get any of the girls he gets in the show.
  5. It isn’t funny…….ever.
  6. Why does Alan still live at the house after he sold it?  Is that realistic in any way?
  7. The way they killed off Charlie was lame.
  8. Two and a Half Men misses Charlie Sheen.
  9. It has gone at least 5 seasons too long (and I’m being generous at 5).
  10. For a guy that is meant to be such a loser, Alan does very well with the ladies.
  11. Why was Jake bright but just really lazy in the first couple of seasons and then since then been a total idiot?  So over one summer he drank a whole drum of Cillit Bang or something?
  12. Are we really supposed to believe that Ashton Kutcher’s character is meant to be a genius?


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6 thoughts on “12 Reasons Why Two and a Half Men sucks.”

  1. Alan degraded from being a semi-respectable man dependent on his brother to a completely parasitic leech with no redeemable features whatsoever, and still landed a hot chick? IN what world does that happen? Jake became progressively more stupid as the seasons passed that he would probably be killed by his own idiocy. Ah Charlie Sheen, you great comedian. Ah, Ashton Kucher, you dumbass.

    1. Then again the show went from being decent and then season after season they slowly chipped away at that and it ended up with what we see today. Should have ended after about season 4/5, definitely after Charlie Sheen left.

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